amanda strolls into the Roleplaying section of the forums, chatting on her cellular telephone with Shell. She looks around and realizes it is a dead, barren pace.
"Well... this is TIFFANY." She says into her phone. She listens to Shell tell her to delete the RP section, but then has a better idea.
"I'm gonna troll it."
"I want to RP myself. Bad. Fucking. Ass."
Suddenly a thousand mindless zombies appear in front of her. "OH FUCK, HOLY SHIT, FUCK FUCK." She says, scrambling for a weapon. On the ground in front of her she finds a can of Mt. Dew... FILLED WITH GASOLINE.
So she picks up the can, and throws it into the horde of zombies. Then she pulls out some fucking awesome gloves from her pocket, ones with transmutation circles on the back. She shoves her hands into them, and snaps (even though IRL she is completely incapable of doing so) and then FWOOM, out come flames. Awesome ALCHEMY. Fuck yeah.
The gasoline ignites and destroys all the zombies.
"Fuck yeah" she says into the phone to the very confused Shell, and strolls away.