Bad ass mother fucker.

amanda strolls into the Roleplaying section of the forums, chatting on her cellular telephone with Shell. She looks around and realizes it is a dead, barren pace.

"Well... this is TIFFANY." She says into her phone. She listens to Shell tell her to delete the RP section, but then has a better idea.

"I'm gonna troll it."

"I want to RP myself. Bad. Fucking. Ass."

Suddenly a thousand mindless zombies appear in front of her. "OH FUCK, HOLY SHIT, FUCK FUCK." She says, scrambling for a weapon. On the ground in front of her she finds a can of Mt. Dew... FILLED WITH GASOLINE.

So she picks up the can, and throws it into the horde of zombies. Then she pulls out some fucking awesome gloves from her pocket, ones with transmutation circles on the back. She shoves her hands into them, and snaps (even though IRL she is completely incapable of doing so) and then FWOOM, out come flames. Awesome ALCHEMY. Fuck yeah.

The gasoline ignites and destroys all the zombies.

"Fuck yeah" she says into the phone to the very confused Shell, and strolls away.

Shell had just been on her way into the Roleplaying section of the forums and talking to amanda, when she heard amanda freaking out, "What the cock is going on?" shell says over the phone.

Shell ran quickly into the forum to see hordes of dead zombies, random flames everywhere, and amanda walking away.

"Hey wait,what the fuck happened here?" she yells in shock.

Shell catches up with amanda, and the first thing shell notices is that amanda is smiling like a freak. Waiting for a response and scanning her surroundings she notices tens of thousands of vampires showed up and they were all ....... SPARKLING!


DUN DUN DUN

(BE CAREFUL, SPARKLY VAMPIRES ARE ONLY ATTRACTED RETARDED GIRLS. IT'S A TRAP! ALSO, YOU GUYS ARE amanda.)

Seeing sparkles over the phone, Justin rushes to Amanda and Shells aid only to find that the sparkles are coming from... FAGGOT VAMPIRES FROM TWILIGHT

Thinking quickly i grab the only thing that will stop them dead in thier tracks of love lust towards shell and Amanda... an equally faggot werewolf teen heartthrob.

I toss him at the vampires which at this point had surrounded Amanda and shell. Then the wolf start marking his territory with his smooth words and fine looks...

Then suddenly from the ceiling of the BEST BUY which these phones are inside collapses and from the ruble Arnold the Terminator arises!

lol, I fucking love you justin.