Things that make me lol.

I think its time to start a thread full of stupid shit people say or do that makes you lol.

And to get the ball rolling:
-People who whine about how you're not a virgin if you've given/recieved oral because you're no longer "pure". Or even worse - those who say you're not a virgin if you've masturbated.

Bleach > One Piece

How about you stupid fucks stop trying to say your shit pile is better than their shit pile and go watch/read some non-pop animu or mango?

Or:

"Well that's just your opinion."

Any time you say something sucks around someone who disagrees, they try to validate their taste in shit music/movies/clothing/animu/mango/etc by reminding you that you still only speak for yourself, as if their opinions are in jeopardy of being monopolized by your own. Everyone already knows it's my opinion by virtue of the fact that I said it, no need to restate the obvious you twatburger.

Keep in mind my phrases that make me lol are angry lol's, so therefore imaybedoinitwrong.

=D

-Scientology
-most organized religion
-4chan
-people who take games seriously
-people who think winning is the only thing that matters

all these make me LOL hard

No, Xander. You're doing it very right. My thing that made me lol was most definitely an angry lol.

Fanatic Christians.
Creationists.
The end of "Shuffle!"
Extreme Narutards.
People who can't take a goddamn joke.
Scientology.
People who take shit too seriously.
Twilight.
Twilightfags.


I'm sure there's more.

Women who throw a bitch fit over their boyfriends watching porn. It irks me to no end.
Also, elitist pricks in WoW.

Spoiler: Men watch porn.

Lol, exactly. I hate it SO MUCH when women go "why does he have to look at other women, am I not good enough for him? bawwwwww."

Amanderson wrote:

Also, elitist pricks in WoW.

So, everyone except for Warriors?

Well, actually, what I was reffering to is one guy in my guild (who has not run anything with me in months) bitching at Brentt during a Naxx run that I was incapable of doing Naxx, or even heroics for that matter.

Meanwhile, everybody else in the guild thinks I'm doing great, including the guildies we have who do a lot of hardcore raiding. (these people are the ones constantly playing with me, and helped gear me once i hit 80.)


Long story short: I have a vagina and haven't been playing that long, therefore I don't know how to WoW.

Amanderson wrote:

Long story short: I have a vagina and haven't been playing that long, therefore I don't know how to WoW.

-Amanda, trust me, you are not alone. I too have this problem with several games (minus, of course, the feminine physic) and it's never a problem with you, it's a problem with the players. It pisses me off to no end when one guy on the team tries to allieve himself of responsibility by blatently (and without grounds) calling everyone else a noob. Also, they're usually the ones doing the worse. Whether they're trying to hide it on purpose or their disease has progressed so far that it's unconcious I have no idea



-People who feel the need to spam swear words and sexual references in the chat box to feel fulfilled.

-People who say "In English!?"

Ryan wrote:

-People who feel the need to spam sexual references in the chat box to feel fulfilled.

Ryan, you haven't met Mouthtowest then, lol

My list has too much on it, but most noticeable...

- Refiin's talks about paladins
-STUPID PEOPLE
-I lol at people who kill in someone's name, and think they're doing a good thing. Killing in the name of god for instance...
-Religions in general
-"I drink the blood of christ, and eat the body of christ! =D" And yet
another group, who could be using the exact same phrase, but change out
christ, is considered a cult.
-People claiming to be the next Jesus. People, save time and effort, if
he can walk back home after we throw him over board, I'll believe in
him.
-ELITIST ASS HOLES IN WOW
-People who think they are pro IRL cause they are a die hard raiding guild, and I lol, cause they no longer have a social life outside of wow.

eh, it could go on, but I'll stop now, lol


One I just added, Idk if I lol, or makes me FUUUU but it still applies...

-ANYTHING ANTHONY DESROSCHER SAYS

Ben wrote:

-"I drink the blood of christ, and eat the body of christ! =D" And yet
another group, who could be using the exact same phrase, but change out
christ, is considered a cult.

I agree, it's just wrong that a cult and a religion are the exact same thing. The difference is only in size; validity has no impact on what is deemed "religion." It's funny that we have to have two words for the exact same thing, when what we really mean by "cult" is "a 'dangerous/self-depreciating religion."

Also:

-Tailgaters.

Ben wrote:

-ANYTHING ANTHONY DESROSCHER SAYS

Hey guys, I've got full ZA blues already.

"at least i don't rip all my hair out for attention."

Oh, ignorance.

Amanderson wrote:

"at least i don't rip all my hair out for attention."

Oh, ignorance.

Point me to the person who said it and I'll incinerate them!

I don't know the circumstances on that one, but it just sounds low.

Oh, and in case it needed to be said.
-Erin Donohoe.

Nevermind, I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole. ESPECIALLY not a pole.

Kitty! wrote:

Amanderson wrote:

"at least i don't rip all my hair out for attention."

Oh, ignorance.

Point me to the person who said it and I'll incinerate them!

I don't know the circumstances on that one, but it just sounds low.

Lol, it was some faggot in the GD, so it made me giggle.
If it was someone in real life I likely would've reorganized their face.

Obese people on motorcycles.....


Also Mormons who go door to door on their bikes and have the same outfits as the geek squad people do. THey also offer to do chores for you too!

Rebecca wrote:

Obese people on motorcycles.....


Also Mormons who go door to door on their bikes and have the same outfits as the geek squad people do. THey also offer to do chores for you too!

LOL

Something that made me lawl so hard I cried: Reading the card text for the YuGiOh card "Skyscraper" out loud at 10:30 at night to a bunch of faggots!

hmmm KILLING HORDE RUTHLESSLY
ice blocking high level horde then /laugh at them before they kill me

going into ghetto walmarts and just people watching and listening to their conversations. Makes you have really good self esteem.

Watching National Geographic an realizing that most of the other countries in the world really suck.

*cough*canada*cough*

What really makes me lul hardcore is that new show: MEN Versus Wild, Will Ferrell and Bear Grills (no clue on spelling) get their own show, lol.